Category: WOTD – Haiku
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I wonder if this works on other animals.
Dance and avoid the horns. Do not move your feet,Employ the veronica,Distract with the cape. “A flick of the wrist,Setting the cape in motion,Distract el toro. “ “Do not move your feetEmploy the veronicaMarijuanica!”
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I only kibitz when it’s too late.
Only in well ventilated spaces. We go in early, I know it when I see it, To the vernissage. “Give me a sneak peek,I’ve no patience for waiting,Paintings to be touched. “
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I suppose life could give you lemons and nothing would change.
This pearl of wisdom just never caught on. Life gives crabapples, Grapes not yet ready to pick, Then make some virjuice. A pucker typo – Verjuice. “Unfair, is that true?A case of verjuice I feel,A tough quaff to gulp.” “One who cannot wait,Who must be satisfied now,Drink up sourpuss. “ “Give me a sneak peek,I’ve…
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There are plenty of improvement opportunities.
A little better skin, fix the smile… If you make my bust,My personal request is,Avoid varism. “We need more isms,To clarify and define,No more mystery. “
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No one, I mean no one needs this word except English majors.
Only because some still play Scrabble, the board game. I am not telling, To learn is personal pain, Make your own verbid. “Resemble the thing,Being like but not being,And leave them guessing. “
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I was hoping for a neat word and one just showed up.
An easy one of gifted wisdom. Wishes are pursued, Then age will gift some wisdom, The velleity. “Almost persuaded,But after weighing the cost,The dreamer cashed out. “
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Driving past Zion NP
Fresh rain touched trees along the winding mountain roads. As the legend goes, The mountain witch seeks her prey,Takes flight on her brume. “Aging gracefully,Foggy labored memories,Close by but still missed. “
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Like asking a Casio owner for the time.
Have a seat, and have a beer. Don’t ask a hiker,For fear he may describe it,With prolixity.
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This place is awesome. Zion NP
From Zion NP where beautiful rocks tower and invite. We see exposed rock, A prospector sees a clue. Gossen for the win. Gossan. ( Grumble ) “Ruddy and rusty,Minerals doing their thing,Towering beauty. “
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I’m not sure what comes next. I bet this comes next.
You only thought you knew what’s new. People can feel stress,Solution? Vaticinate.That sure seems to help.
Two Old Men 