Category: WOTD – Haiku
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This word is superior to the word imposter.
You’ve never actually met this guy. Also hands. You see him daily, Shows up when you brush your teeth, Enantiomorph. “Hello mirror man,Are you me or am I you,Take time to reflect. “
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This is the title on his office door.
This is a job for Chuck Norris. A great bouncer name,While eliminating waste,The emunctory “Emunctory Man,Our favorite superhero,Fighting against waste. “
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Of course, we’re talking about the Netherlands today.
A finger in a dike by the sea. Your farm needs to grow,Construct polders to drain land, Empolder away.
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We get to channel our inner butterfly.
Post Chrysalis presentation. All our cocooning,Eclosion is occasion,Mingle with people.“Emerge from cocoon,Perhaps defenestration,Both valid exits. “ “Emerge from cocoon,Perhaps defenestration,Both valid exits. “
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We as humans have always drawn weird things.
… Dreams of Pentagruel. You wake and forget,Confusing drolatic scenes,All were amazing. “Amusing humor,The finest kind one may state,Tickled humerus. “
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Trauma about the questionnaire too.
Something about showers. Plan the hatching date,With eccaleobion,Delivery too. “Chicken or the egg, Classic which came first question, Rumor says rooster.”
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Not just the back of a pickup but an old one that the frame wasn’t attached.
Riding in the back of a truck was necessary*. Hold this still for me,Boomer dad has a pickup,We go as dunnage. “Don’t call me dead weight,I can hold my own you know,Give me a ride Dad. “
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I’ll cry if you make fun of my Harvey.
This can happen when your drogulus is made fun of. This calls for forethought, Be more like a pachyderm, Avoid the dudgeon.
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You can’t prove I don’t have a guardian spirit.
It’s the thing that ate your homework. You brought one with you,Invisible, wow, mine too,My own drogulus. “My own drogulus,It exists but eludes proof,It’s called common sense. “ I’ve a drogulus, But you will never see her.From another school
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Let god sort them out.
Not the best at parties. Prodigious drinker,Soldier of ‘kill them all’ fame,Shun the Drawcansir.
Two Old Men 