Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Sometimes, when you speak, you can only lose points.
Some just don’t know how. Your roommate should have,Yet you defend poor choices,Obmutescence. “I will not comment,Upon matters of silence,It is a moot point. “
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Ignorance is bliss.
This one contains a personal inside joke. I can’t read this past Twilight. A great place to stand,Providing Bliss by proxy,Nyctalopia. “Blinded by the night,Very confusing lyrics,Wrapped up like a deuce. “
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The silver lining is these never wear a hole in your pocket.
I carry one of these everywhere I go. Not the nickel tour,Nor a penny for your thoughts,Can beat the nuppence. “If I had a dime,I would spend it on some time,But I am flat broke. “
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I avoided writing “just the tip.”
The real reason ice sailing did not catch on. It’s not smooth sailing,Rock “icebergs” litter The view,Here be nunataks “Solemnly taking,Lonely peeks at lonely peaks,A stones’ throw away. “
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As Michael Caine would say “easy peasy.”
Let’s make reduplication cute. A kitten on steps,Climbing each as a mountain,Little head nid-nod.
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Rots a ruck.
Scooby-Doo has been diagnosed with rotacism. Love a good cow sound,The way to say it is mmmmmmmmoo,Showcase mytacism.
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One climbs out, the other climbs back in.
Oh those nidifugous children. Escaping on day one. There are Mama’s boys,A parallel life for girls,So nidicolous.
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Sunken pride fallacy?
Perhaps how pwn was coined. I meant to do that,No, it is not a mistake,My name? Mumpsimus. “Wrong is comfortable,Don’t make the same mistake twice,Comfortable is wrong. “
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Someone test this, I wager that you’ll have another pain point.
If you wish to move the pain point. Burning spider web,From one site to another,Use moxibustion. “Burning desire,Stimulate life energy,And center the Qi. “
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You can absolutely locomote.
You got shoes on your feet, gas in your tank. No anchor on you,Change your position at will,This makes you motile. “Flying great distance,A self-powered adventure,Today’s two for one.”
