Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Not quite geologic time.
14th generation land Baron. A real old long time. Warm paths in granite,Old Stratford upon Avon,Some cultures perdure. “Everlasting love,Is always and forever,Til death do us part. “
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Local village names, just take the raceway. Up the apples and pears.
If you don’t speak Houstonian, you will be lost. Local directions,Before pikepay or raceway,Patavinity. “Speak like a local,Fit in and go unnoticed,Hey I’m walking here. “
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400 to a box, means everything comes as 400 to a box.
It’s like that documentary, idiocracy. The hands hold the time,Time will freeze when the watch breaks,Strong pataphysics. “Imagine a land,That is imaginary,Travelers queue up. “
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Everything happens for a reason, in threes, to those who wait.
The evolution of the adage. Just between us maxims. Starting with a gnome,Too frequent, a platitude,The paroemia
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Sorry, there are dumb questions.
You recognize an isomorphic problem. An ancient insult,The parallelepiped,Better than blockhead. “It’s the holy grail,An insult disguised as praise,They thank you for it. “
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It’s an involuntary word substitution game. Both sad and funny.
Oh yes, something that is likely in my future. I’ll tell you a roof,Filled with purple excitement,Paragraphia. “Sometimes I type “jerk”,Instead of “valued partner”,It’s not brain damage. “
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I filled out the application for you.
I’m not just meddling, I’m kibitzing. This way, fewer steps,Cleanup, just don’t make the mess,Pantipragmatic
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The worst part is the contemporary cosplay.
If I had a mallet, I’d cover one-side with leather. Demanding to play,Two hundred gut strings zither,The pantaleon.
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Talk about a little too convenient.
Like Guadalajara, lots of “A’s” We know it won’t work,Some put ketchup on their fries,Dread pantagamy “Very convenient,If the one you love’s not here,Love the one you’re with. “ The muse has been found, Plan to be the one you’re with,Nor ketchup on tots. “Canada (lots of a’s)Fries and gravy aka Poutine Fries”
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Cures what ails you.
Only the best snake oil, or coffee. Centers you promptly,Aligns your spine and chakra,True panpharmacon. “It cures what ails you,Viewed as a panorama,In a sea of dreams. “
