Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Another nice word as an insult, known to few.
An elegant term to be used on an unsavory ensemble. Live music and beer,The campfire burning late,A camping pannage “Let’s prepare the feast,Celebrate Dionysus,Tribute to Bacchus. ”
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Let’s call it, nebula of America.
Another example of “there is nothing new.” Judo chop then throw,Jab and punch then round house kick,It’s pancratium.
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This is why doilies exist.
Tiny forks, toothpicks, pinkies out. Fish or rich delights,Perfect, exotic, and tasty,Opsophagy time.
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Never hurts to know more stuff about things.
How stuff works, really. Like a 3 act play. Expand your knowledge,Learn to play the piano,Be the opsimath. “Always learn new skills,Add more tools to your toolbox,Win the biggest prize. “
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She’s perfect.
If you have time, you can finally get it right. First for passion then,Brains then a coffee maker,Opsigamy wins. “Find the perfect mate,Tis better late than never,It’s never too late. “
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Such a common issue that there should be an off button.
We all fall for this one, and are forced to learn stuff. Who prints on both sides,Opisthograph as default,Those damn new printers. “Recto and verso,Two always better than one,What’s on the B side. “
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Also, a serious pain to spell.
Onychocryptosis is too much of a pain to haiku. The pain is quite real,Prefer to be Defeeted,Onyxis humbles “We are volunteers,No return on investment,Choose the simple words. “
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This can apply to positions of leadership occupied by non-leaders.
Another useful word for a person on the first part of the Dunning Kruger curve. A village has one,Could believe the Earth is flat,It’s an omadhaun.
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This would never work. We would have to wear pants all the time.
What the majority wants, the majority gets. The fad of the day,Shiny objects turn the heads,Is ochlocracy. “When crowds are given,To emotional outbursts,The rules disappear. “
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One bolt of lightning, and some petroleum product. What could go wrong.
It’s a bond fire all right, Mordor in South Tulsa. Duty to report,Even unpleasant omens,Obnounce the oil fire. “Ominous omen,Message from the oracle,The doomsayers speak. “
