Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Holds no candle to somnambulist.
A cornucopia of options, we have before us. Like a running desk,Peanut butter and chocolate,Try to hypnobate.
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Budget shortfall? I got an idea.
Watson: l see stars. Sherlock: the tent is gone Like some stadiums,Ceiling open to the sky, Hypaethral building. “Like Vitruvius,I want to see all the stars,Peel away the roof. “
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Which Lord of the Rings mountain range is most dangerous?
Perhaps a flat Earth “scientist” can help. Looking for a life force, Use prenatal lunation, Get your hyleg here. “Choose very wisely,For essential dignity,Don’t choose a loser. “
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The fifth of Spirit is the element.
Like a homunculus but for stuff. Before Thor’s lightning, Element table of five, Wood is of hyle.
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I have a hip flash, probably not water.
For the symposium, but not water. Party size fortune, Hydria runeth over, Good for a roomful. “Looking for bargains,Make your farthings go further,Early Bird Special. “ Worms after the rain. Sunflower seeds and peanuts, Early bird special. With eggs. That happens around here a lot.
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All that’s left is silver.
Roses are red,Violets are purple,Sugar is sweet,So it’s maple syrple. Soon to be three legs,The sphinx’s riddle is answered,Someday I’ll hirple. “Gait interference,A hitch in the get along,Old age creeping in. “
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Our range of smells fits on a grayscale.
Come smell our dairy air. Just like petrichor,A scent related to farms,Hircine aroma.. “Greatest of all time,That smell that follows the rain,Welcome to the farm. “
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Your farrier can help.
Even the pills are bigger. Where to take your ride,When the gallop has a miss,Hippiatric care. “A horse is a horse,Spoonfuls of sugar will help,One bite at a time. “
Two Old Men 