Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Like a kettle of birds, look it up.
Cats and dogs living together… Sleeps like a gecko,Kif and Amy in one pod,Mixobiosis. “Mixing and matching,Presto chango and voila,Lizard King appears. “ Sprung like a cobra, Reflexes worthy of cats, At the speed of sound.
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I have no idea the solution. Perhaps a confidence class.
This would keep you out of chicken farming. Entrance doors “showers,”Misapodysis handcuffs,Loaner clothes, too large. “The bare essentials,For clothing optional hikes,Sunscreen and courage. “
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You’ll see the sign. Can’t miss it.
AI maps version -5 We follow the sign,Planted by our tribal men,A well-placed menhir “A rock solid plan,No fear of becoming lost,Signposts and markers. “
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The cynic in me thinks some of them are professionals.
Some things come to those who bait. It is still hard work,There you are with your bucket,Patient mendicant. “I beg your pardon,Brother can you spare a dime,Anything will help. “ “Mendicants can’t be selective.”
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I sing like this when my children are with me if I run out of jokes.
Whitney bragging you and I. Song word writers block,Almost yodeling magic,Let melisma rule. “Sing and run don’t walk,Vocal gymnastics abound,Wow with all the notes. “
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Usually, having an x makes it cool.
Cheaper than Dixie cups, also Z>X. I prefer maple,An elegant way to share,Kool-Aid in mazer.
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Yeah yeah, I know, don’t fix it.
Seems few things worked in the 17th century. If it is baroque,Do not play with the pedals,Manualiter. “Don’t shuffle your feet,Focus on your handiwork,Foot play forbidden. “
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Bones found with old rocks on hillsides.
Like the fear of the man bear pig. Ancient monster lore,Man, lion, scorpion tail,Always manticore. “Manticore sighting,Earthcore with its dark secrets,Beware the mad beast. “ The rustle of leaves,Stay away from the silver, Here, be rock monsters.
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Asking for help from our more Latin friends.
Such a big thesaurus. Como se dice,A clever way to say it,It’s macaronic. “Birthday two fifty,Let’s call it macaroni,Patriots unite. “
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The greatest pleasure is when it’s an inside joke.
Bless your heart. We hear some kind words, With lines between we can read, We malison too.
Two Old Men 