Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Watches don’t forget to talk about watches.
Duck, duck, gray duck. Adieu Gary Cooper. Not about music,Barrister copied preacher, my Geneva bands. “Fare thee well young lad,Mount up on your trusty steed,Your time too shall come. “
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Too bad they’re not the Lions at the library.
As long as they’re the same, the other one needs no name. You used the wrong one,Rinse into that gemellion,Not this gemellion.
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Maybe cyclists need to eat like this instead of from little packages.
A haiku hiatus, now back to bad farming. Eating without hands,This food will grow your liver,Gavage gets it done. “Gavage is savage,Shove that burger through a tube,I don’t need to chew. “
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So many worthy synonyms.
When the vocation name is this cool… Take care if you meet,Singing or chanting spells,Such are galdragons “Say for me the sooth,Whatever will be will be,So let it be done. “
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The word should be tranquility.
Hmmm. I guess culture is significant. Cannot just add walls,Configure room as needed,Slide that fusuma. “A moving panel,Stationary most often,Privacy giver. “
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To get anywhere you need to pass through a gate?
Now then you get to say knobbed stick. It’s the rule of thumb,Often a cudgel is used,Just fustigate me. “If I am gassy,Aggressively digesting,Just fumigate me. “
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What would you call a group of poets?
So many ways to group pretty things. Like a herd of owls,Gathering of botanists,Florilegium. “Let’s gather flowers,To attract a herd of bees,You have heard of bees. “ Can you hear the buzz Rumors from pollinators, Now you’ve heard the bees.
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Food, furniture, or Scrabble word
Which wench wrist winch was watched wincing. I made you flinch,Swinging a bark covered plank,Or a bacon flitch. “Thank Francis Bacon,For harvesting bacon seeds,Else wise no breakfast. “
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Sorry, only toothed need apply.
Extended mastication? Wanna be healthy, Fletcherism is the way, Chew and chew then chew. “We are too busy,No one has time for chewing,Let’s drink our dinner.”
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An effective penned haiku full of the good stuff. A word without less, Scotsman saying effective, A feckful process. “Vigorous musings,From he who is full of feck,An honored statesman. “
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