Category: WOTD – Haiku
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A direct measurement on how much fun kids have when playing in the rain.
This is why we still take baths. Any job outside,Can have mud up to your knees,Draggled to your waist.
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A signal split into two peaks.
And the equivocation winner is… A form fitted shirt,That two-piece Ruby necklace,Just a pair doublet. “Look sharp and feel sharp,Look your best and feel your best,Look like a million!”
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If your handkerchief’s in a roll.
It’s always The quiet ones. You clean up a mess,Before it happens, with foresight,You are a dossil. “Pack your wounds with lint,In preparation for Lent,And you will be healed. “
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I should have a pearl to drop. But I can’t find it.
Try to extract pearls from this. Sure we get to learn, Life lessons from digamy,More from trigamy. “One’s never enough,Maybe once bitten twice shy,The third time’s the charm. “
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A flat tire and out of gas.
Like a Jack in The box but with the bad sounding horn. Prepare for just one,Plan for concurrent other, Prep for dioscuric. “Funny word dioscuric,Overkill explanation,I’ll take a pair please. “
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Fact of Life, you got to start somewhere.
Move aside ginzel. Prelude to jousting,Hate the claymore and leg days,Living donzel life. “Gifted progeny,Living the life of Riley,Happy as can be. “
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Gone when you need them, back when you don’t.
Is that a dabchick or a little grebe? So where did he go,He was there then disappeared,Little didapper. “Brilliant magician,The highly skilled didapper,Which way did he go. “ If history repeats, A most popular Cafe,He went that-a-way.
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Whose fault is it? Why it’s Andreas’s that’s who.
This was found by dirt people. The clues are too big, Mount Everest is gaining height, Diastrophism. “Stress is a bad thing,Pressure on top of pressure,Makes you blow your top. “
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The history and examples for this one are amazing.
Or walk a mile in the other man’s shoes. This takes commitment, Like a sit-in but no food, No one wants Dharna. “We will show the man,Join me on a hunger strike,Grab a snack after. “ The crowd will be huge, We’ll have buffet line with cheese, And an open bar.
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Use this word in a response to any personal query.
You should have told me… You are a rare friend,Recommend to desquamate,You have food right there. “Beauty is skin deep,More beautiful underneath,Peel back the layers. “
Two Old Men 