• If only this worked. Kangaroo Court buffet.
• The only thing you possess is a walking stick.
• My feelings are cenesthetic.
• A concoction used to be a soup or a stew.
• When the chupacabra come home.

We will use our wit and experience to bring added dimension and a little more calm to your world.

The things that are scary are mostly manageable.

Two almost wise old men will put 100 years of experience at your feet. That is a lot of mistakes that you can learn from, and skip ahead in life.

We think we are funny. We amuse ourselves. Some friends, (obviously good friends) colleagues, and at least one obligatory passer by agree. Our spouses tolerate us and are mostly annoyed by us, but are marginally amused.

Lucky us!

Ok, ok, maybe a little optimistic on what our wives think. We can keep that to ourselves.

You can do what you wanna

There is always a better way

If you tense up before you die, you make an ugly corpse.