Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Feels sort of dyslexic.
Odd order, cool name, van construction;after floor. The insulation,Wire, walls, and catmalison,By request from dog.
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It does sound like a cosplay event for nuns.
And how do we like our catholicon? A tasty poonful,Keeps you licking just in case,Electuary.
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A great name for snake oil or essential oils.
I forget the pill color, red or blue. Symptoms defeated,All obstacles fall away,Our catholicon.
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Donkeys have a large stash of years.
It’s silly, but I’ve eaten thistle. Accidental hot mic,Wrong end of the right word list,You cardophagus. “Let us not assume,Bad things are bound to happen,To both you and me. “
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Also sleeping, how do you sleep?
Do you know where your next Oreo cookie is coming from? Passers by donate,Family or friends will too,When you sport a cangue. “Lock, stock, and barrel,If in stocks you may bare all,Lock up all the lachs. “
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More homage to the genetically gifted.
I like this one because of my namesake. Some fancy columns,Basket wearing young persons,Parade canephores.
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This one by personal request.
I choose not to be caitiff with one last ‘caco’ word. Dogs barking horns blow,Squeaky wheels bad radio,The cacophony show. “Good rhyme just in time,With ever clever phrasing,Sans cacology. “ ‘Why has there never been a band The Cacophonics? Seems so “right there.”’
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Cacorrhaphiaphobia
I had one more ‘caco’ word, due to bad planning. I can’t fit it into a haiku. We wear coats of fur,The temperature is dropping,Never calenture.
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I apologized to everyone that reads this particular haiku.
This is a caconym earworm… Mesopterygoid (part of the pterygoid that articulates with the palatine bone of the blasipterygoid process of the splenoid.)-Bet you didn’t know that. Some words are too long,Consonants combine and clash,Cannot be pronounced. “Words are difficult,Numbers are challenging too,I’ll just point and grunt. “ Point to the right- Ugg,Now swing your…
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The plants behind the guest house were enormous.
Reminds me of one of my trips. Look, brown no mouth trout,Cacohydrophobia,Don’t think about it.
Two Old Men 