Category: WOTD – Haiku
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What is one leg of a pair of pants called?
A stirrup bound boot,A word for one of a pair, Love the gambado. “Gambado you say,And ladies legs are called gams,Coincidental. “ Gambado I say,And ladies legs are called gams,So epistemic.
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Yep, we’re talking about birds this morning. You know the ones that lay eggs that we eat in our omelets.
It’s not what you think, The gallinaceous mine fields, A true track hazard. “The simple yard bird,Or partridge in a pear tree,Some fowl can be foul. “ Some birds expensive, Others quite affordable,Depends on the bill. “Bird poop everywhere.No scoop will help with this task. Watch where your foot steps!”
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I listen carefully, I hear a question, I hear no answer to the question but another topic change and another question. It’s a mental maelstrom.
Voices at the pub, Galimatias of topics, Radio on scan. “Gal named Matias,Never was I more confused,Around another. “
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Just some cheesecloth acting like a real cloth, how uppity.
Looking at that cloth, Clearly flaunting it’s short nap,Faustian both ways
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This one is one of a kind just like all those others over there.
So you are unique? Also you are fungible?Prepare for a shock. “Prepping for the shockThought I was fungibleGuess I’m really not” “Given the option,To erase or replace me,How would you proceed. “ My house was burgled, They replaced my furniture, With identical stuff. “Those crafty bastards,Execute the perfect crime,What was mine is mine. “
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Grab your bat your ball and your fundament and take them home.Rah rah Ree, kick them in the knee, Raw raw rass, kick them in the fundament
Opposite the lap, Employing your fundament, On a chair you sit. “Only while seated,Does the lap make itself known,Tell Santa your dream. “ Making you aware,Your fundament on his lap,See what I did there?
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Like any guru, focused on one thing. Accurate self evaluation. Skilled or falls.
The way, on a line, The funambulist exposed, Not afraid of heights.
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We are so shallow, predictable actions where all it takes is something shiny.
The eye is so drawn, Pupils pivot as a compass,Fulvous hair magic. “Fulvous fox frolics,Falling leaves flutter faintly,Fading summer’s sigh.” “Cute as a button,Snug as a bug in a rug,Apple of my eye. “
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Love a good meta haiku. If you saw what I did there, leave a comment.
Unsure what to say, Thoughts dull by lack of focus,Try fuliginous “Blacker than midnight,Beyond the darkest charcoal,Find fuliginous. “
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To gesticulate, you wave your arms and to fugle, you also wave your arms but maybe not as much how frugal.
Instructions too quiet,Study the proctor fugling, We can know the way.
Two Old Men 