Category: WOTD – Haiku
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I’ve seen some interesting mustaches. From the same barber shop as Hercule Perot’s.
Eighties styling, End your mustache with floccus, Conversation starts. “A cookie duster,Or perhaps a lip warmer,Stylish and smart. “
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I would also have accepted: dark chocolate or cold beer.
The crying echos, Truly a flagitious day, No morning coffee.
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Little did you know there was a name for those failed fireworks that fizzle and pop and don’t impress.
Mosquitoes repelled, Fizzgigs and Roman candles, Independence Day.
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Touring the gilded monasteries storage of body parts of people they venerate. Me, I would like selfies or autographs.
Fingernails and hair, In bedazzled cigar box, Next feretory. “Old saint what’s his name,Within the box his remains,Let’s not open it. “ Ew ew ew ew Gross, Too much information ewGross ew ew ew ew. “I’m feeling gruntled,With news of the problem whelmed,Words not used enough. “
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We have so little time. We must make time for our friends. Employ your feraciousness upon the to-dos and then the fruit of that should be beer time.
I am not afraid, My method so feracious, We’ll have time to bond. “Myriad choices,Many possibilities,So many options. “
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Who knew government types could be named after sticks. Just goes to show you that the simple things can be symbols. No Madison avenue required.
Take what the wind breaks, Reinforce with your fascine, Fill the ditch and cross.
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Team sports with a ball, Farouche players are picked last, They throw like a girl.
Team sports with a ball, Farouche players are picked last, They throw like a girl.
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Fill a glass with story, speak of the elements with magic sugar. If one part sticks…they will drink more.
Not opposite day, fanfaronade is strong here, Tell only the facts
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Once, as parents we get this figured out, we know how to motivate our boys.
Young man’s desire,To be king of faineant, Leads by example. “The king of nothing,His hands the Devil’s workshop,Works at not working. “
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No dad, that story is factitious in every way, even saving the dozen puppies.
Anglers meet for beers, Sharing factitious size, weight, As fishermen do. “Size does not matter,To those with high confidence,Mine’s bigger than yours. “ As examples go, Clearly the top of the heap,Very factitious. “With low-hanging fruit,The grabbing is effortless,Anti-factitious. “ Double entendre,Both easy and descriptive, Covers both bases.
Two Old Men 