Category: WOTD – Haiku
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What goes with apple pie and whitewashing fences?
Let’s retire today, To relax halieutic,Just like Tom Sawyer The Crescent Nebula (work in progress). This is 1 hour of data and I want 10 hours or so to finish this. “Casting out a line,Hoping to land a trophy,Or at least some lunch. “
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Let’s all contribute, let’s write a story of mystery and supernatural using only rare words.
Werewolves never show,Occupy the halindom,A safe place for all. “In the Master’s house,There are rooms for the holy,Holier than thou.”
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Remember the dirt bike rule. Don’t go fast where you don’t know.
Do not think you’re free, When you’re facing the haha,It will corral you. “A wall the same height,Different configuration,Deer trap either way. “
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Speaking of star cluster haecceity. Presenting the Thrift Nebula.
The average man, Possesses haecceity,The first conundrum.
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Shakespeare used the words that so few use.
Crooked walk of shame,The gyves enable the stride,Running unlikely
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One tube of Ritz crackers is a serving. Any bag of potato chips is one serving. Gulosity as my guide.
Pasta sticks to ribs.Gulosity, the mouth demon, If offered, must eat. “Sinful gluttony,Gulosity the root cause,Of much misery. “
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Much easier to spell then is semi coagulated. Bonus, two steps down on the gag reflex chart as well.
Hat with grumous cheese, It was only milk last week, Time will fool us all. “Coagulated,Less appealing than grumous,When describing cheese. “
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You know you can pull your groin, but you can’t pull it with a groin vault.
We cover our paths, By employing the groin vault, A beautiful sight.
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If you can see #, then I’ll eat a £ of π.
I say grammalogue,Quite the word symbol pairing, I see logograph. “Parallelogram,Fun word to describe fun shape,What shape is ship shape. “
Two Old Men 