Category: WOTD – Haiku
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They’re all made up. But some are more so.
Words that look made up, Goluptious brings on a smile, By smile I mean leer. “Not unlike a sneeze,Many bodily pleasures,Come without warning. “
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I want the equivalent of a goliard to enter politics. Today, such a character would expose church and bad policies. To laugh with them would unite people and embarrass leaders.
Write sassy Latin, A goliard I would become, The art of drinking.
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Two magic wands talking, reenacting a scene from a Muppets movie, gnomon not name, gnomon job.
Skinny and tells time, Some gnomon can add the stars, You just dial it in.
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How much they make cookies with wise sayings depends on how gnomish they are.
They are relevant, Pithy truths for everyone, Easy gnome to say. “When aiming for truth,Do not settle for half-baked,Go for maximum. “ It’s dark chocolate,The answer to the question,What’s the best flavor,
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I prefer obsequious person and not to be labeled a lickspittle. Unless you say it nicely.
You are amazing, A light that all must follow, Your gnathonic praise. “Many unknown words,Forged by poetic smithies,Come to me as texts. “ And you are so strong, Handsome as the Adonis,Smart like Steve Hawking. The sycophant me, Will lavish many praises, As any good toady “Torment with each line,Syllables slip through my grasp,Haiku mocks…
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I have some Jade that I think I’ll give this a try.
Akin to scrimshaw, Precious gems with glyptic art, Carved by artisans. “Jim was at the gym,Lookers on admired his cut,They’re craving the carved. “
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I still skip steps when going up or down stairs. Very thrifty I only use half of them.
So sad with envy, So glaucous is your visage, I saved one letter. “Shades of bluish-green,Cover that which is unseen,And caught in between. “
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The epitome of defence made with the convenience of earth.
No soliciting, Your glacis looks beautiful, Fun to run downhill. “Lay siege of the fort Attack from the hinder landsAvoid the glacis “ Battle from above,Employing the trebuchet,Tossing the ammo.
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Saturday night live, early ’70s, right after the Gillette twinblade came out. A commercial about the triple track, because you’ll believe anything.
Men have come so far,To be glabrous from a shave,The count is seven. “There are crossword wordsNo hairy knuckles for meIn gray matter stored” “Goons may not have these.A socket set might have one.Corners are the clue.” “Smooth is as smooth does,A good way to start the day,Now like baby’s butt. “
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Those that really know how to do to it, mmmmmm
Food to the rescue,Driven to taste amazing,Super gastronome. “You so love the food,Love a many splendored thing,Does it love you back. “
Two Old Men 