Category: WOTD – Haiku
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I hear that the best time to learn any new word is first thing in the morning. Memorize it while you brush your teeth.
Before your bagel,Vote anti-jentacular,Easy to digest. “Great weight-loss method,Eat nothing between meals and,Eat nothing for meals. “
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The shortest distance between two points is boring. You need truly interesting things to pass on when you’re old. So people will come help you.
View and aroma,On the solivagant path,Indulge the senses. “A rogue vagabond,And a wayward wanderer,Both were lost but found. “
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Now it’s a match set. I have griffonage and a buddy for it to play with.
So loud the message,Buried in cacography,Hidden in plain sight. “Be all you can be,In service to all mankind,Screw the status quo. “
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When you happen to be right, you may be lucky. When you’re wrong, you’re actually wrong that’s when you learn the best stuff
How can I be wrong,Conscript the encephalon,Go one step further.
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We can call our classification innate, we being to Mom’s side some and to Dad’s side too. Our enate is innate, even when it’s agnate.
Aunts, uncles, cousins.Are they enate or agnate?Just ask Mom or Dad. “Strong relationships,In the heavens or on Earth,Double-dipping here. “ (Seems that contribution covered two days in a row.)
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I challenge all. Read up on photosynthesis and that beauty is a gateway to appreciating everything. Even dirt and bugs.
What is your purpose,Make your empyrean here,Smell flowers, see sights.
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I do not make enough money to have cellulite. It’s just fat.
Pay elevated,Designer floor, table, door,To emolument. “Gainful employment,A necessary evil,For some but not all. “ If I have the choice,Emolument or paycheck,I chose the bigger “Bigger is better,Arguably accurate,From many viewpoints. “
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My thoughts would not stray from discussions that gain complexity instead of clarity. Sometimes a learning curve, others sophistry.
The complex story,Cast a spell to embrangle,Give up, grab a beer. “Go sort yourself out,Get everything in order,Confusion be damned. “ “Beer is the answer,Regardless of the question,Drink enlightenment. “
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I’m not super well read, but I do have some favorites. Let’s see how many readers spot this one.
Two, they did embark,To embosk the entryway,Speak friend, and enter. “Are you friend or foe,Shrouded and invisible,How am I to know. “
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Special dark chocolate with coffee flavor would be nice.
New social hobby,Take eleemosynary,Bring old men brownies.
Two Old Men 