Category: WOTD – Haiku
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The history and examples for this one are amazing.
Or walk a mile in the other man’s shoes. This takes commitment, Like a sit-in but no food, No one wants Dharna. “We will show the man,Join me on a hunger strike,Grab a snack after. “ The crowd will be huge, We’ll have buffet line with cheese, And an open bar.
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Use this word in a response to any personal query.
You should have told me… You are a rare friend,Recommend to desquamate,You have food right there. “Beauty is skin deep,More beautiful underneath,Peel back the layers. “
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Still it’s all about 1 in 10, only bigger.
Was it the great blow or the great wind? Most are but a Trace,Then once in awhile it’s Doom,Decuman snowstorm. “Waving at the waves,Anticipating a swell,Record breaking snow. “
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However you sleep. That’s how you lay.
Best if the table has a bit of padding. For a thoughtful day,Very your decubitus,Or you will be sore. “Tossing and turning,Couldn’t get to sleep last night,Couldn’t get comfy. “
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A simple addition to our daily words.
More hands make less work. I will do my part,I will bring the refreshments,Coffee-wallah me.
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If you’re a dad, and you tell too many jokes.
Better than rotten AT the core. Deliver a pun,While seated upon a peer,Hope it’s not daddock. “Sporting a woody,Fingers crossed for no decay,Rotten wood is gross. “
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Such a wonderful gesture, so full of meaning, so easy to deploy.
Let’s keep our fingers crossed. We perceive a slight,Frequently, during rush hour,My dactylion. “Why give just the tip,Why not the whole phalange,If available. “
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They do have a lot of rocks.
In the oilfield you would start as a ginsel. A worm trainee. Again the highlands,A title for stacking rocks,Welcome the cowan. “Wet behind the ears,Not a seasoned rock stacker,Wanna be rock star. “
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My childhood, in the streets of London.
The merchants of the streets. Cluster when helpful,Don’t compete with family,Rules of costerdom. “Fruits and vegetables,Staples of food pyramid,And so good for you. “ Khufu and tofu,One to eat, other to view, A pyramid joke.
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If only this worked. Kangaroo Court buffet.
If only there was a spoon full of sugar handy. More than you can chew,Then choke with many watching,Exposed by corsned. “The falsely accused,With clergy as the jury,Bread decides their fate. “
Two Old Men 