Category: WOTD – Haiku
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A little scrollwork. Calligraphy signature. Wax seal.
Handwritten letter,Closing with your colophon,Cursive signature. “No longer en vogue,Hand-written communique,Sign your John Hancock. “
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So much fun to talk posh when we get to talk. Not a good substitute for tea. So it’s posh talk and tea.
Opening statement,From formal to dialogue,Use collocutors. “Talk amongst yourselves,Maybe speak of the devil,Sharing of the words. “
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Shameless plug for the podcast. Two old men, thoughtful and experienced, can solve all the problems we face.
Let’s update this trend,Topic with coeval friend,No subject is safe. “Maybe Two-Old-Men,Can attack many subjects,And entertain us. “ We shamelessly plug,Or are prudently direct,I pull the old card.
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Sorry, another word that elicits “ewwww.”
He knows the process,Clyster meister to serve you,Do not shake his hand. “Clean inside and out,Colonics both high and low,Water temp is key. “
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This is why they’re called friends.
Life experiment,Share your clodpoll with your friends,Keep the ones that stay.
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When we used this word, we needed more examples, functioning examples.
An ironic word,Needing more of this function,Our city cloaca. “Stop wasting your time,With your musings about waste,And transport of same. “
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Grandpa “skunkle” Larrie, was not very scary. He would act the ham, call all his nieces Sam.
It’s not a haiku,Rhyming couplets, famous guy,Could be clerihew. “There once was a man,Who was NOT from Nantucket,Where was this going. “ Let’s call this guy Dave,So very brave:yet he boasts,He visits the coast.
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This word is irony itself. You never get to use it because you’re too busy following directions. Unless you’re thinking about the point in a discussion.
Everybody run,The clamant articulates,Urgent by volume. “Good thing it only goes up to 11.” “Running while singing,Oh my darling Clementine,Turn the volume up. “
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What really scares you? Think of the best costume, the one that gives you pause when you first see it. Now you feel a little anxious whenever someone looks at your house. You lock your doors earlier in the day. You make sure they’re locked. You used to think like your neighbors. And that is beginning to frighten you.
Credulous specters,I feel more cimmerian,Ironic costumes. “Scythian costumes,Iran-ic culturally,Iconic as well. “
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If you know stuff, volunteer. If you want to know stuff, volunteer, learn and share.
The tour is well staffed,So interesting are the facts,Tip your cicerone. “Be led through the streets,worry free of a wrong turn,You are in good hands. “
Two Old Men 