Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Yes, my gods have specific tastes. Dark chocolate and beer. Or coffee if it is before 5.
Grant this simple boone,Corban for your indulgence,Dark chocolate chip.
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My homage to a mix of the boy scout and being in a pinch. Difficult to always be prepared.
Not just a paddle,Without a coracle too,Me, while up a creek
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I found out when I was as tough as a smelly sick. I could not endure until I was shoe leather.
To transform yourself,Train with contumely,You’re a pachyderm
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I’ve had children do the same thing. You put clothes on they don’t like they just stand there as if their joints are locked.
If you clothe my dog,Obvious contumacy, Simply will not move.
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I’m always looking for alternatives to “bless your heart.”
We raise our glasses,A toast to whom we contemn,We can do two things.
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The bigger the family the more potential for a serious meltdown. Remember, there’s a lot of turkey and it will relax you.
We prep the dinner,Test our connubial bonds,After the nap, all’s well.
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Sticking with the Thanksgiving theme, talking about what you do with your hands before you stick food in your mouth
Pre mastication,Best reason to conglobate,You want it to fit.
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If I was clever I would have added something about seating arrangements as well.
Congeries of food,Congeries of relatives,Thanksgiving dinner. “Requisite item,For successful Thanksgiving,Elastic waistband. “
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After you look up this word, you’ll find out that this is another shameless plug for the website.
Let’s take one old man,A congener for color,And talk about wine. “Red or white or blush,Metal screw, cap, cork or box,Yes please another. “
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Yes, this is about rescue animals. Adopt a dog or a cat.
Rescue adopted,The happiness in the eyes,Your condign reward.
Two Old Men 