Category: WOTD – Haiku
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I have a diner in mind. Let’s see if anybody looks this one up for the trifecta employed in one haiku.
The perfect diner,With triple costive outcomes,Always delicious.
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When it comes to science, there’s nothing more exciting than seeing how things really work. Always more beautiful than imagination.
How did we get here,Cosmogony the grand spark,A knowable thing. “Science is an art,Art can be scientific,Prove then which came first. “ Falsify with Karl,Reason with Aristotle,But for cave drawings.
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Yes, my gods have specific tastes. Dark chocolate and beer. Or coffee if it is before 5.
Grant this simple boone,Corban for your indulgence,Dark chocolate chip.
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My homage to a mix of the boy scout and being in a pinch. Difficult to always be prepared.
Not just a paddle,Without a coracle too,Me, while up a creek
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I found out when I was as tough as a smelly sick. I could not endure until I was shoe leather.
To transform yourself,Train with contumely,You’re a pachyderm
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I’ve had children do the same thing. You put clothes on they don’t like they just stand there as if their joints are locked.
If you clothe my dog,Obvious contumacy, Simply will not move.
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I’m always looking for alternatives to “bless your heart.”
We raise our glasses,A toast to whom we contemn,We can do two things.
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The bigger the family the more potential for a serious meltdown. Remember, there’s a lot of turkey and it will relax you.
We prep the dinner,Test our connubial bonds,After the nap, all’s well.
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Sticking with the Thanksgiving theme, talking about what you do with your hands before you stick food in your mouth
Pre mastication,Best reason to conglobate,You want it to fit.
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If I was clever I would have added something about seating arrangements as well.
Congeries of food,Congeries of relatives,Thanksgiving dinner. “Requisite item,For successful Thanksgiving,Elastic waistband. “
Two Old Men 