Category: WOTD – Haiku
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The thrill to be discovered by at least one.
My narcissism shows,Wishing for a causerie,Not started by me. “CAUSERIE WITH A CASSOWARY COULD BE A FOPAUX OF ONES THOUGHT”
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t tuna fish, nor should you pick your friend’s nose.
Let us cater food,Treat friends as cater-cousins,Laugh and tell stories.
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A well substituted word is good for the soul. Where we walked at the peak of the mountain to grab the view.
Here’s the alibi,For catachresis humor,It is the word choice.
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There is a one legged, weary hiker needing deep spiritual rest. A sole soul needing to rest his soul and sole.
Campestral Vista,Inviting your sole to rest,Boots off and relax. “What’s good for the sole, Is also good for the soul, Take care of your feet.”
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If the tautology is hidden in the message, you won’t know it’s a tautology. Ergo it’s no longer a tautology?
Posted pictures up one day ergo it’s no longer a tautology? This obvious calque,Calque translates to grand fawning,Wonderful cipher.
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It’s like the occasional exotic drinks menu. Just looking, thanks.
Find sensory balm,Prefer the callipygous,Chocolate for the eyes.
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Champagne, connoisseur, epitome, and hyperbole all form the elements of a great mispronounced soup
Say organism,Intentional cacoepy,Would embarrass mom.
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This will make you giggle.
When you cachinnate,Then double take expectorate,Shows food that you ate.
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Rhinestones and fake Rolex here I come.
Brylcreem in your hair,Brummagem proudly displayed,Enter and turn heads.
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I wanted this to be the name of a car so bad. Not only an example of skill.
We enter the room,Will we see your bravura,Watchful and ready. “Not disappointed,Bravo for your bravura,Well played good fellow. “
Two Old Men 