Category: WOTD – Haiku
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You can’t prove I don’t have a guardian spirit.
It’s the thing that ate your homework. You brought one with you,Invisible, wow, mine too,My own drogulus. “My own drogulus,It exists but eludes proof,It’s called common sense. “ I’ve a drogulus, But you will never see her.From another school
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Let god sort them out.
Not the best at parties. Prodigious drinker,Soldier of ‘kill them all’ fame,Shun the Drawcansir.
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A direct measurement on how much fun kids have when playing in the rain.
This is why we still take baths. Any job outside,Can have mud up to your knees,Draggled to your waist.
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A signal split into two peaks.
And the equivocation winner is… A form fitted shirt,That two-piece Ruby necklace,Just a pair doublet. “Look sharp and feel sharp,Look your best and feel your best,Look like a million!”
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If your handkerchief’s in a roll.
It’s always The quiet ones. You clean up a mess,Before it happens, with foresight,You are a dossil. “Pack your wounds with lint,In preparation for Lent,And you will be healed. “
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I should have a pearl to drop. But I can’t find it.
Try to extract pearls from this. Sure we get to learn, Life lessons from digamy,More from trigamy. “One’s never enough,Maybe once bitten twice shy,The third time’s the charm. “
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A flat tire and out of gas.
Like a Jack in The box but with the bad sounding horn. Prepare for just one,Plan for concurrent other, Prep for dioscuric. “Funny word dioscuric,Overkill explanation,I’ll take a pair please. “
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Fact of Life, you got to start somewhere.
Move aside ginzel. Prelude to jousting,Hate the claymore and leg days,Living donzel life. “Gifted progeny,Living the life of Riley,Happy as can be. “
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Gone when you need them, back when you don’t.
Is that a dabchick or a little grebe? So where did he go,He was there then disappeared,Little didapper. “Brilliant magician,The highly skilled didapper,Which way did he go. “ If history repeats, A most popular Cafe,He went that-a-way.
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Whose fault is it? Why it’s Andreas’s that’s who.
This was found by dirt people. The clues are too big, Mount Everest is gaining height, Diastrophism. “Stress is a bad thing,Pressure on top of pressure,Makes you blow your top. “
Two Old Men 