Category: WOTD – Haiku
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I’ve known men that are human Chia pets. Except on the hands it’s like a sweater, hair just stops at the wrist.
Hairy yet well groomed,Wearing a sweater when nude,Needs an arctoid name. “Who is a good boy,My fuzzy faced little pal,Man’s best friend indeed. “
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This is the optimistic haiku. There’s just a perfect word for a perfect place that we can all imagine. Never been there, but I’d like it.
Cherry tree blossoms,This Arcadian caption,A place to relax. “My reality,Imagination figment,Do we know what’s real. “ Imagine a home,A figment that I live in,Why is that not real.
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I’m going to make a new process on how to take notes. I can’t figure out my notes so I’m going to listen to music.
Aprosexia,Not the vocation you think,Want to go ride bikes.
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Let that be a lesson to you all. The American dream is not the American dream it’s a different dream.
American dream,An appanage fantasy,Learn and work I must. “So let them eat cake,Please sir may I have some more,Greed and lust abound. “
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Put up anti-Eli eyes. Hang them in the front of the house to keep people from giving the dread evil eye.
Salting the ladders,Lucky socks to win the game,Apotropaic. “Rub the rabbit’s foot,Which was not lucky for him,Good fortune is yours. “
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Don’t you love it when there’s a witty word that describes witty words. Portmanteau haiku.
To err is human,To make apothegm divine,Thus wisdom is shared.
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Finally a word I like, with three ways to spell it. My chance of getting it right in a spelling test in school just tripled.
How dense can it be,Context and postil rich, meaning clarified. (apostil, apostille.)
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I do hope I recall this word on the occasion that somebody actually doesn’t finish their sentence. I mean right in the middle of
We widened our mind,Bring aposiopesis,And promptly describe.
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So is it true that I can get the same value from a Limerick as I do a haiku?
Haiku or “lim’rick”,The merits of both are grand,Aporia doubt.
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Ever talk about those things that you just don’t need to talk about? Everybody knows it and it’s so great that you don’t need to talk about it.
Such wordplay genius,When apophasis is strong,No need to mention. “I won’t mention your poor grammar” Good. Me neither.
Two Old Men 