Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Saved by lava. My new “jumped the shark” phrase that labels the most unusual plot hole used to connect parts of a mediocre story.
Paint and corners meet,Apply deus ex machina,Ride into sunset. “An easy cop out,Like a miracle occurs,Brings resolution. “
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It’s good to have an easy word that’s just fun to use. You’re welcome.
The red cape waved,Charged the desipient bull,Laundry dried and gored
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How will you desinence? Perhaps that signature phrase, combined with a comical rising tone inflection. And away we goooo.
All stories will end,Each day is over at night,Haiku desinence.
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You never know when you need to deride a topic. Have your insults ready, that way you can be first on the block to unleash some snark.
A quiver of jabs,Just for the derisory,Pointless but feel good.
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I think this is self-evident. If the explanation is complicated, the argument is hiding something.
Converse on ideas,Use demotic not formal,Clearer is better. “I’m ordinary,Extraordinarily so,All is in order. “
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Those minor gods and clever artistic personalities.
Demiurge award,Slartibartfast made Norway,Lovely crinkly edge. “That’s a lot of words I have to look up. After a beer or two. “ “I needed a ride,A stranger helped me with that,Then I understood. “ Wow, that’s deep. “I was hitchhiking through the galaxy…”
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Every time my brain goes to politics I want there to be a test. You got to know what you’re talking about to vote. At least an awareness of the current events of the last 6 months.
Diplomatic march,To clarify the demarche,It is the journey.
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Such an obscure word. One that describes either a pod splitting along natural lines or as a medical term for stitches separating. The wound not healing properly. A fascinating word around a discussion about plants and one you should never discuss at dinner when it’s medical.
A sewn pod healing,Dehisce on natural lines,A scar and a tear.
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Nobody would blame you off this is how your laptop meets it’s end.
A demonstration,Of the defenestration,Raise the window first.
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The crime just isn’t that bad. You can’t even describe it unless you’ve been to school. Follows the “eccentric” versus “crazy” financial income line.
Nepotism by proxy,Defalcation as a job,A proper shyster.
Two Old Men 