Category: WOTD – Haiku
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I see the irony, you read my stuff, I divagate lots.
If you must orate,Use clarity as you state,Never divagate. “Very well stated,Concise and straight to the point,Nary a loose thread. “
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We have a fancy word for when somebody’s too drunk to rhyme his sentences but still wants to sing a song to Dionysus.
Bursting at the seams,Clever prose with passion chants,Dithyrambic speech. “Ah Dionysis,Bacchus to very close friends,More wine we desire. “
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Surely these haikus are a tragedy but not nearly as impressive as philosophers used Apollo and Dionysus.
Unlike Apollo,Passion emotions instinct,So Dionysian “The trees are at war,There’s unrest in the forest,Chainsaw to the ground. “ The tail you wagged,Casting waves of puppy love,We miss you Bugbug. “Furry companion,With unconditional love,Truly man’s best friend. “
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Sure, that’s why the grassy valley was chosen, more room for the chickens.
Nursery rhyme fail,The farmer in the Dingle,No room for chickens. “Dalecarlian horse,Unusual for farmer,Easy to care for.”
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What do you call a person that only speaks one language?
Quebec has plenty,Those diglots may say a lot,In French or English. “Some are bilingual,Others are bi-curious,And all are humans. “
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As the saying goes don’t go plantigrade around the bush. Take your mixed metaphors and just go home.
Eggshells on the path,Digitigrade around them,No feelings are hurt. “Don’t break ranks debouch Together with the cadenceNo care underfoot “
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Just like Coelacanth, it all tastes like chicken.
We do not eat them,Never dine on the didine,Temporal issue. “Tasted like chickenThough now are exanimateNo flight was their demise” Fingers are licken’,Nosh plates shinin’ as pangs slaked,No one moves at all. “Unicorn filet,Imaginary dinner,Like stir-fried dodo. “ Narwal barbeque,Delicacy of the North,Eskimo nanooks.
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Another fine word to add to the collection of swear words that aren’t swear words. I hope I made that clear. Somebody should check this title.
Prose was adjusted,Merciless diaskeuast,Left only the bones. “Sometimes less is more,Excess lies on cutting floor,Revision complete. “
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It’s like being a little nervous just before you give a speech. Or better, you lose a bet and you have to sing in front of a crowd of 500 people. True story.
The start of the race,Always diaphoretic,A measure of care. “Slippery when wet,Select your favorite liquid,When is it too much. “
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If you travel frequently you’ll make that list of those things that you can’t live without, like salt and pepper shakers. If you forget your toilet paper you’ll need t-shirts. I bet there’s a hack for that.
For a camping trip,My dianoetic list,Has toilet paper.
Two Old Men 