Category: WOTD – Haiku
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So many political discussions miss the point. And are based on the example (metaphor) and not the idea.
A tiny maelstrom, A form of misdirection, The foofaraw screen. “Trumped up foofaraw,Fabricated brouhaha,Fuss about nothing. “
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So I got me these four ingredients… I bet I can make some really neat stuff.
Pancakes are a hit, Flummery is just magic, Conjure egg noodles.
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Or, if it happens, I can catalog the exact start time and end time of my 15 minutes of fame.
Cast a wide date range, Between birthday and death day, My own floruit. “The dates are bookends,That accompany the dash,You were here then gone. “
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I’ve seen some interesting mustaches. From the same barber shop as Hercule Perot’s.
Eighties styling, End your mustache with floccus, Conversation starts. “A cookie duster,Or perhaps a lip warmer,Stylish and smart. “
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I would also have accepted: dark chocolate or cold beer.
The crying echos, Truly a flagitious day, No morning coffee.
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Little did you know there was a name for those failed fireworks that fizzle and pop and don’t impress.
Mosquitoes repelled, Fizzgigs and Roman candles, Independence Day.
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Touring the gilded monasteries storage of body parts of people they venerate. Me, I would like selfies or autographs.
Fingernails and hair, In bedazzled cigar box, Next feretory. “Old saint what’s his name,Within the box his remains,Let’s not open it. “ Ew ew ew ew Gross, Too much information ewGross ew ew ew ew. “I’m feeling gruntled,With news of the problem whelmed,Words not used enough. “
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We have so little time. We must make time for our friends. Employ your feraciousness upon the to-dos and then the fruit of that should be beer time.
I am not afraid, My method so feracious, We’ll have time to bond. “Myriad choices,Many possibilities,So many options. “
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Who knew government types could be named after sticks. Just goes to show you that the simple things can be symbols. No Madison avenue required.
Take what the wind breaks, Reinforce with your fascine, Fill the ditch and cross.
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Team sports with a ball, Farouche players are picked last, They throw like a girl.
Team sports with a ball, Farouche players are picked last, They throw like a girl.
Two Old Men 