Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Sure, it’s funny, while you’re awake.
Everybody gets to participate in this one. With age, feel the need, Desiring micturation,Frequent addiction. “To go with the flow,Lubricate with hoppy ale,Hail urine nation!”
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If you don’t know this one, you may have to Google it.
We’ll see if you have your ear dialed in How will you get there?Metonymic clarity, I will take my wheels.
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My original starting point was mountain home Idaho.
Memories from basic training. Substitute West if necessary. How to find Texas. East to the mephistic trail,South, your sole will know. “When East meets the West,And learns how the West was won,Trail of tears remains. “
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I do this on a daily basis.
It’s just hebdomedal turned up a notch. Thirty days to build, Plans upon complete table, This mensal project. “A week can be weak,Let’s table the discussion,And meet once a week. “
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I hate being pragmatic about Christmas spirit, but oh well.
I prefer vermilion. Just sounds cool. The glasses we need, Meliorism tinted lens, Vermilion or Rose?
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Tomato tomahto, annex mediatize, just like an invasion.
Such opportunity to use fine words in the near future. Still do the small stuff, After we mediatize, Is Trudeau still boss? “Welcome northern tribe,To Trump’s new America,What’s the future, eh?”
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I can’t hear you. Oh did you invite him in? I still can’t hear you. I can see your lips moving..
The start of every teleconference. Always a hang up, This maudit application, To test our patients. “We all uttered merd,I wanted to flip the bird. ‘Cuz no one was heard.” “Can you hear me now,Or is this cursed thing cursed,Thank you for joining. “
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It’s a part of my matutinal constitution.
I am a little biased… The best tasting drink, Is matutinal coffee, Also more coffee. “Ritualistic,A jiltin’ jolt of hot Joe,To start off the day. “
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The hard word is uxorilocal. The x makes it look cool.
Not true in all cases, but true enough. For my bride to Glow, Man cannot heed two Masters, Shun matrilocal.
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Yeah it’s true. I knew we were going to write this.
Like Nostradamus. To view the future, And know that taxes are due,Mantic calendar. “What makes a man tick,Is that which tells the future,Mantic futurist. “
Two Old Men 