Category: WOTD – Haiku
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One day offers something to take away the cares. The next day you have to worry about how to take care of the cares.
Remember yesterday? I take it back. Negate nepenthe,Resolve to nephalism, Try meditation.
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An accidental two-parter kind of like prime pairs.
Also, there’s some eggnog left over. All your cares are gone,Nepenthe councils your thoughts, Listen, the birds sing. “Sorrows washed away,Pharmaceuticals involved,Going with the flow. “
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Ah, the opposite to Luddite.
I like books and fountain pens. In moderation,Do tell your neoteric,Some things are old school. “Learning how to wait,Instant gratification,What is new is old. “
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I can’t get enough of a clever person playing with words in a clever way.
The word is malamanto. Not a shameless plug because he’s really smart. Read xkcd, View his neologism, So clever that thought.Cerebral humor,Funny is as funny does,Two sides of same coin. “Cerebral humor,Funny is as funny does,Two sides of same coin. “ Smart jokes are the best, Reward for passing the test, You are called the…
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What if Rudolph had a brother or sister and they didn’t have glowing noses?
All right, you creative ones, be ready. Add a story twist, A little mythopoeic, Rudolph saves the Day. “Rudolph’s bro Joey,Had a very shiny tail,A useless feature. “ Joey with your tail so bright, Won’t you be my sleigh’s brake light? …
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What about introducing a maze?
Not unlike James Cagney’s character in Taxi. Know what will happen. Utilize myomancy, Fits on your desk’s top. “Quiet as a mouse,The future will be they say,But what do they know?”
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So many ways to communicate or not.
Sometimes we want to be that guy. We knew what he meant, So loud his mussitation, Only a whisper. “Milli Vanilli,Experts at mussitation,Lip syncing phoneys. “
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Those guys in the striped shirts are just wet blankets when we try to do special plays.
Reducing the sprung weight makes it faster A minacious smile, An improvement to save costs, Our cars don’t need brakes. “Sinister or sweet,Smiles are a thin disguise,But the eyes have it. “
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This is even well thought through biblical scholarship. Some neat stuff to learn.
More and bigger fish in the retelling. Every legend told, Is a mimesis of old, There is nothing new. “If I copy you,Sincere form of flattery,Or plagiarism?”
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Sure, it’s funny, while you’re awake.
Everybody gets to participate in this one. With age, feel the need, Desiring micturation,Frequent addiction. “To go with the flow,Lubricate with hoppy ale,Hail urine nation!”
Two Old Men 