Category: WOTD – Haiku
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I’m going to use it anyway. Just because it makes me sound sophisticated.
I wish I was going to college just to use this word. Complete task in time,To avoid to lucubrate, I don’t own candles. “Above and beyond,Flex your scholarly muscles,King of the big words. “
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That’s why this word exists, for places that it’s useful as well as descriptive.
Clearly I’m showing my age with this one… The first true freedom, Chain of lubricious rivets, Propels the stingray.
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We do have a grand list of words to employ in our insults. Take notes and elevate your game.
This is why we can’t have nice things… A shiny object, Many cannot look away, The louche has appeal. “The beholder’s eye,Sees beauty in the macabre,Exquisite train wreck. “ Behold the Trainwreck, Eyes in exquisite beauties, See the macabre
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Come on grocery stores, it’s fewer.
Another logogriph… Peas and hominy, Use less words in our talking, Says logomachy. “Agree to differ,To avoid controversy,Or we may split hares. “ I’m all ears, tall ears, How else can we win our races, pedantically “If the heirs split hairs,With an air of joie de vivre,The hares might survive. “ Pompous families, With airs…
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Licensed to vote. That’s the answer.
I wonder if there are honorary permits… Endure the classroom, College will licentiate, Hang that on your wall.
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Some of these just cause me to think a lot while I create them. This one more than most… Also 4th order Fresnel lenses.
High level philosophy here, a potential rabbit hole. If we are thirsty, And are burdened by the past, Sip from the Lethe. “A cup each morning,No memories of the past,Every day is new. “
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Rose colored glasses and a simpler existence is when you deal with one lemma at a time.
Just like gruntled… Except this works. To keep it simple, Prefix di, tri or tetra, Stop at one lemma. “I drink whiskey neat,Rather than adding water,I like it luted. “ Care to moderate, Else a super stomach ache, Twice an arrhea
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Either we all have something in common or we’ll share it with you.
A hotel by any other name… My favorite place, The local lazaretto, That’s where my friends are.
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This is a new word. It is a fine word.
Helps if you’ve read Watership Down… Multiply by hand, A technique very lapine,Yet count stops at five.
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How can this word not be in the common vernacular? Not enough energy.
If you can put this on your docket.. I’ve no apathy, Enter laodicean,But you do not care. “If I could care less,Whatever man I don’t know,Oh well never mind. “
Two Old Men 