Category: WOTD – Haiku
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It could have been the fumes.
Way better than a crystal ball. Like the Oracles,It’s where you put your finger, Local omphalos. “I’m not too fancy,My car has omphalos caps,And rear view camera. “
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It’s always one or the other.
Two fer Friday. Oligopoly,Sell lots of stuff then buy lots,Oligopsony “Create the demand,Everything for everyone,Or the lucky few. “
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I need a science that I can study. How the flavor of chocolate moves me.
Now it’s a smart hobby. A hobby with science, Enroll in oenology, Find perfect pairings.
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Of course, the best words are French words when we talk about flirting.
If there was ever a spelling test associated with dating. I’d be single. Look with discretion, Oeillade glance sends a message, Flirting with the eyes. “Artful peak-sneaking,Perhaps he will not get caught,Dark sunglasses help. “
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Sometimes it’s an accidental plug. ABBAB.
I saw this on Archer. Berate promotion, Rises to objurgation, Like some cooking shows.
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I think this an opportunity to take some fun legal words and make them popular.
Perhaps I exhibit a little bluster here. Adopt an adult, Pleasant obiter dictum, You make a good dad. “Like a bad dad joke,Unofficial but still there,You courtesy laugh. “
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Sometimes, sufficiently advanced knowledge appears magical.
It’s true, only 100 years ago. Our universe grew, Those smudges are galaxies, It’s sky obeah. “Casting magic spells,The sorcerer’s apprentice,Above and below. “
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Now now, just because it’s demonic doesn’t make knowing the word a bad thing.
If it’s really really fun then it’s really really bad. Quivering with smiles, Sweating from nympholepsy, Acme of happy.
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To be clever, I should have broadcast the last line as an audio file.
Do you see what I did here? No paper or pen,It’s urgent that this is known,Say nuncupative. “A verbal contract,Requires no ink at all,Say it don’t spray it. “
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It’s like vitricus, but on the other team.
Mine, takes a bit of time to get the lines in place. There is preference,Choosing family novercal,I prefer my wife’s. “Clever twist of words,Stepping lightly with family,One step at a time. “
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