Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Maybe we should know where we’re really going in case we are on the wrong path.
Hey, would you hand me that map. Like mice we follow, A pharos lights up our path, Could it be lemmings. “A pharos pharoah,Supreme leader illumined,Shining demigod. “
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A new title or a raise?
And yet another cracker. That jewel is safe, Only a peteman can find, It is what they do. “Diamond in the rough,Crack an egg or crack a safe,If you’re chef or thief. “
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I guess I was thinking halberd.
Who knew these were explosive? Some things do not mix, Makes figurative petard,Employ a long fuse. “How to open doors,Knobs or handles will suffice,Petards make messes. “
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Is this the most persuasive method?
That’s why fusion power will never work.. Only common words, Ordered to paint a picture,So perspicuous. “A little lost here,Too many words confuse me,Simplicity please. “
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Clearly a reference to a current event.
Sometimes we actually need the censor. Letters now are texts,Tech aides the perlustration,Gift if invited. “Undocumented,So did it even happen,Let’s investigate. “
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Never ask an open question to a man about his favorite subject. So many words.
Let’s just get to the point. Use the fewest words, The smallest of descriptors, No periphrasis. “You could have said this, Using plain vernacular,The point was conveyed.” “As I did go there,It was observed by my self,Fewer words is best. “
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It happens at my house cuz I’m too cheap to use primer.
Some of the best dirty talk is this kind of talk.. Want to have some fun?Show me your pentimento, And I’ll show you mine.
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Homer comes to mind. Reads like missing books to a Bible.
Ah, the ancient Greeks Odysseus, you brutal man. I dislike my task, Redirect to avoid work, Thus penelopize.
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Why not? The brain could be like a muscle. Exercise it and make it better.
Now if only I could remember where I left my elephant… Just can’t remember, Misplaced the Pelmanism, Won’t do that again. “It’s all in the cards,Some you win and some you lose,If memory serves. “
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May those that understand science teach. Soon.
Oh to have more communicators, and have them start here. Feynman knew the way, Make the concept pellucid, Explain to a child. “Explain it clearly,Beyond reasonable doubt,Then explain again. “
Two Old Men 