Category: WOTD – Haiku
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The plants behind the guest house were enormous.
Reminds me of one of my trips. Look, brown no mouth trout,Cacohydrophobia,Don’t think about it.
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Only my mom can read my hand writing.
Copeed derect from mynotes… Notes in a hurry,Paper prescriptions of yore,All cacography. “A cacophony,The shuffling of papers,Or paper tigers. “
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Yes, I’m aware it’s a union thing.
Slow down. It’s faster. This may be too much,If efficiency improves,We’ll do ca’canny. “Don’t build it too fast,If you build it they will come,Then they will want more. “
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In a nutshell.
This is a short one. To get your work read,A Tome will stay on the shelf,Send the breviate. “Life is hard enough,So keep it simple stupid,Use illustrations. “
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Just north of Hadrian’s wall.
You find yourself walking in the moors… Just past the third cairn,Welcome as spotted puppies,Enter my bothy. “Let’s be good neighbors,Build your cottage near my hut,Our puppies will play. “
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It’s the cranberry sauce.
A haiku that does not have any turkey. Happy Thanksgiving,Try to hug family or friends,Only once a year.
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You are mavourneen
Use the word ‘mavourneen’ this week. It’s a nice thing. Footing skills needed, This way between two people, Boreen between hearts.
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The sounds of nature.
Another polite word… Are you that hungry,The rumble is deafening,That borborygmus.
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Inspired by the “Goes Wrong Show.”
I can “kazoo” the words. Do you want to spell?Boom and buzz instead of hum?Bombus is your name. “Buzzing all around,So many tasks to complete,Busy as a bee. “
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S as in sea.
When done right, this makes spelling difficult. O is for Ouija,Bad phonetic alphabet,Mismatching anlaut. “A place for all things,And everything in it’s place,At the beginning. “
