Category: WOTD – Haiku
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So many “O’s”
Don’t jump to conclusions. Happy spring is here, Some need their faces to glow,Pogonotomy “A dangerous place,The ladder of inference,Bearded man no more. “
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Feels like “everyone gets a trophy.”
It’s like having a super power to make things of silver. I’ve earned this title, Each verse is a gifted gem,The poetaster.
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Which wrench wince whence winch wench retch wits whits whets
How’s my spelling today? It’s sow-sew. Today’s perfect word, Call me pococurante, My spelling failed so. “Yeah whatever man,It’s all good like no big deal,No sweat off my brow. “
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Yeah we needed the rain.
It’s all about the timing so get it done today. We sew our grass seed, Use umbrellas for sunscreen, our pluvious skies. The Whirlpool Galaxy.
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You got to see this with your eyes, then taste it with your tongue…
Thus completing the trifecta, three ways to say the same thing. . A rhyme or a verse, Redundant tautology, Perfect pleonism “You can’t prove it wrong,Repetitive tedium,Exact same as right. “
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This being a lesser-known truth about our anatomy.
A truly insightful observation. What thing might you ask, Keeps our ankles from fraying,We are plantigrade. “Feet beating the street,Bipedal fallen arches,Very soulful soles. “
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How we see ourselves when we tell stories.
I think this is a universal family thing. It was the uncle, Default family rascal, Always picaresque. “Fantastic yarns spun,Adventurous and quirky,Huckleberry Finn. “
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Keep on readin’, keep on readin’, … It’s the magical power.
Not as rare as the unicorn, yet. This creature is free, Quiet in the library, The rare philomath. “Oh that I could know,About all the stuff and things,Life would be complete. “
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A vitriolic goal driven speech has a proper label.
The ayes have it. As a proxy for I’s. Motivate that crowd, The others are the problems, Employ philippic. “Philippic speaker,Shouting down to the masses,Look how great I am. “
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So, how’s it hanging. During a meeting, Use just your relevant words, A “phatic free” time. “Just fine you say now.Fine like sterling silver, eh?I am what I am.”
Two Old Men 