Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Build a house on the Capitoline Hill. Throw a computer out the window.
This PSA is brought to you by wordsmith hiking. Watch where you put your feet… When hiking mountains, Care when you walk the path, Else tarpeian cliffs. “Like birds on the wing,Use tarpeian for short flights,Landings are deathly. “ Armchair quarterback,This hindsight to obvious,I’d say more practice,
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By the cairn is a tarn. Rest your feet and your mind
I’m gonna do this more and more. Let us go hiking, Reflection of mountain tops, Resting by a Tarn.
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Remember the Camaro was a pony car.
Another famous car- horse analogy. Two-Speed transmission, First gear gets you off the block, Then tantivy Pace
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Take your withering, sign toting crowd, past the man.
Useful for creating a mob. Then calming that mob. We cry with hunger, Stop the tabescent body, Eat some pumpkin pie.
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I was unable to haiku these words individually. Also no no sz words.
Leaders get all the fancy names. Also, a twofer. Heads of some cities,Described with synecdoche, Syndic syndicate.
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I love it when a plan comes together. Or any reasonable discussion.
Imagine this. The Venn diagram, When it becomes a circle, Achieves syncretism.
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It’s like creating a word shortcut. Readers know what you mean and they know you cheated.
This is a word’s word. To view the battle, I slew my scope and my foes, Using syllepsis.
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Uppercase=yelling. What case could represent susurration?
Only three letters but two or three of each. Share using a soft voice. The speaker awaits, Susurrus crowd attentive, Clear voice is loudest.
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Today, I was told that men like to get skin cancer here.
I’ve heard pickle juice is a good solution. After you climb stairs, Cramps will visit that evening,Something most sural.
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I bet you’ve never heard of this before.
Obscure English lesson class in session… Sound not made with voice, Uttered with breath like t, s, We call that a surd. “A surd is absurd,Irrational and awkward,I love a good surd. “
Two Old Men 