Tell me you don’t have a life, without telling me you don’t have a life.

A PSA and a challenge. This is screaming to be a “dad joke.” Anyone?

Tiny cotton balls,
Funnier than “looks like milk,”
Pockets full of gnurr.

“Careful, one more gnurr joke and we’re into fabric softener territory”

“Pocket fuzzballs or,
Forty days preparation,
That’s a gnurrly lent. “