Category: WOTD – Haiku
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I worked with a guy that could eat a loaf of bread, gallon of milk. Snacking.
A very special pyramid. Guiding principle, The trencherman’s noble phrase, That is what food eats. “I approve of trencherman, and tucker meaning food. “ “A big man’s delight,The all you can eat buffet,With a Diet Coke. “
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I will make a list of words that can sound complimentary
Another word to clearly speak in an obfuscated dialog. Hold what to traduce, Nature is what we deduce,Mix the two, cut loose. “Exaggerated,The truth but stretched a little,Or a bold faced lie. “
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More of the pith and thew demographic.
Quick, to the history books. Yew wood known fav’-rit,Indulge in toxophily,As it is duty. “Thought my aim was true,My haiku missed the target,Must have been the wind. “ That was a bullseye, Not the shoot then draw circles, An arrow splitter.
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A skill I covet. Perhaps I could study.
Hint: you want visitors when your in the old folks home.. About a barrel, Bricks, pulley, and misfortune,Says the raconteur “Weaving quite a yarn,Captivating listeners,Unforgettable. “
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Spinning fingers or little hammers.
Either this or wet rimmed crystal glasses. Trainable nature, A notice so tinnient, Pavlov broke music.
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Another “ology” that you just have to know what it means.
Run, swim, 100 push-ups whatever. Well before you ride, Consult the threpsologist, Also for wellness. “Careful what you eat,Consult the food pyramid,The experts built it. “
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I know you can hire people to sing. Do the extra and get period Costumes.
I think everyone should write their own eulogy. Make it light and fun, Nothing sad, prefer cherry, For my threnody.
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Also true for bananas.
They are as man made then. Cabbages and dogs, Have a common origin, Thremmatology. “Creator of breeds,Master of dark sciences,More of an art though. “
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Okay, commit this on the memory. This is a good word.
A very polite way to say it. We know his talents,He keeps us full of that fact, All thrasonical
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It’s like a caduceus, except not with snakes. More like ivy on a fence post
I’m pretty sure I spelled that word correctly. Hint, it’s a two-fer Wednesday. Curl your arm when touched, If you were to think it thew, Thigmotropism.
Two Old Men 