Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Using my halfwit brain
I ponder all day,A moiety of the plan,That is good enough. “Once bifurcated,Has now the moiety,Become singular?” Walked into a bar,Limbo contestant-he lost,Bad dad joke haiku. “The bar has been raised,Higher level bad dad joke,Ha, Pun intended!” Decimated pun,Nine of 10 are not funny,One pun intended
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My heros are just themselves when you meet them
One is a Boy Scout, with only one badge on his uniform.
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So we molt. Get used to it.
It is always fun to find a “sounds almost like” a more common word. Now how to sneak in a bit of a dig that does not sound like a dig.
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Don’t fall for it, be careful.
Flash a shiny thing,Meretricious to us all,Our head snaps in place. We react like dogs,Distracted by a small squirrel,Then nod off again.
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Educate everyone.
Let’s ask a mentat,Can men make the world better,Meliorism it is. “The words you select,To populate a haiku,Give me a headache. “ To calm The mind’s storm,Halcyon alights with grace,Then charms the tempest.
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I took a day off.
“Festive cheerfulness,A respite from overload,Happy Holidays!” Eggnog for breakfast,Gather cheerful family,Happy Holidays. I lost my inertia on new words. I’ll catch up.
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This is how I feel about bookstores.
Whither lyceum,To entertain lustration,Emerging reborn. “Too many big words,My brain must have blown a fuse,And now a headache. “ “I actually grabbed it out of the closet just before the haiku!” A Serendiku
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We age and we change.
We turn the pages,as we lose our lissome limbs,It’s one day closer. Some of these are dark, writing it was effortless, invites discussion. “Drink from the pool of demise, with no regard for flavor. Thirst quenched, death. “ A hilariousvariant, is the shiftedhaiku, fun for all See what I did there?
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Driving advice, don’t confuse other drivers
Calm transportation,use limpid motivation,use your damn signal. “Yes! For the love of pudding always use your damn freaking turn signals!!!!”
Two Old Men 