Category: WOTD – Haiku
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We invented the parsed-line-haiku
ok, 17 syllables, but not 5,7,5
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We age and we change.
We turn the pages,as we lose our lissome limbs,It’s one day closer. Some of these are dark, writing it was effortless, invites discussion. “Drink from the pool of demise, with no regard for flavor. Thirst quenched, death. “ A hilariousvariant, is the shiftedhaiku, fun for all See what I did there?
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Driving advice, don’t confuse other drivers
Calm transportation,use limpid motivation,use your damn signal. “Yes! For the love of pudding always use your damn freaking turn signals!!!!”
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It’s a do nothing day.
The weekend arrives,a knee to our lassitude,revive with coffee
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Giving time. Or “I’ll buy.”
The best time with friends,Conversation with lagniappe,Also, there is food.
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It’s the wind, made my eyes water.
The morning dew drops,Camouflage the lachrymose,Nothing but sparkles. “Licorice mouse wasmy brain’s attempt to pronounceThe much too large word. “
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I can’t tell jokes in the dark
A twofer Wednesday with real fun words.
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Friends first, then conversation.
Nephalist welcome,You don’t have to drink any beer,But buy at least two. “Winner! The haiku has spoken. The next contest is for neophytes. “ To train a tyro,New neophytes need nurture,Teaching, thought and time. The guitar gavel,Makes court out of beer soaked men,Judgement has been passed.
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I use mine.
I’m not envious,Of a backyard invious,Mine is worn by life. “I’d rather have bottle in front of me than frontal lobotomy. “ Where to put bottle?Not frontal lobotomy, Just in front of me. “Bottles are our friends. We had them from our birth and we have them today. “
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Old dog, same old trucks.
The easiest path,Our inveterate actions,Rewrites the same page. “If time was before, and time comes again after, what time is it now. “ For us it’s a gift,To cherish and to enjoy,It is a present. … It is the present … Now is our present. You think you got it,Then you sent it out too…
Two Old Men 