Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Any burnt cupcakes divided evenly for guests have integrated jobs keeping love moving.
No open partial quotas require service tax upon valued work, x-out your zeros.
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Ask yourself. Do you have the strength to eat?
That famous continental breakfast. Mmmm, toast. Then the enemy off pleasant eating arrived. FROZEN BUTTER. The butter knife is dull. You push as hard as you dare. The knife snaps through and you chip the plate.
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I don’t like this kind of advice
If you couch your problems in sterile words, and you fall in the woods…. Will you be listened to?
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How to scare anybody.
Quiver this arrow,Practice a default defense,Be a xanthippe “Go channel your best,Shrewish water dumper pose,Come eternal fame.”
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Everybody’s got to have a hobby
Road lines racing past,Xanthic lenses tint the view,Heart rate junkie high. “Well weathered leather,Hot metal and oil too,Top down, hammer down. “
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Ouch,ouch,ouch. Three-fer Wednesday?
Wile E. comes to mind. But remove the ‘e’ and replace with ‘y’. So clever were Chuck and Mike. Whiskey, Whisky, whisk away that e.
Two Old Men 