Category: WOTD – Haiku
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How to scare anybody.
Quiver this arrow,Practice a default defense,Be a xanthippe “Go channel your best,Shrewish water dumper pose,Come eternal fame.”
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Everybody’s got to have a hobby
Road lines racing past,Xanthic lenses tint the view,Heart rate junkie high. “Well weathered leather,Hot metal and oil too,Top down, hammer down. “
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Ouch,ouch,ouch. Three-fer Wednesday?
Wile E. comes to mind. But remove the ‘e’ and replace with ‘y’. So clever were Chuck and Mike. Whiskey, Whisky, whisk away that e.
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Only works in America, our car is our life
Good thing I get to make my metaphors outside the Hailu.
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If we haven’t got our health what do we have
If there is anyone to paraphrase Count Tyrone Rugen.
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We’re at a pub. What shall we do?
So we buy each other a beer. From that magic elixir, we pontificate and neglect to write down any of our solutions.
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Some people just want to know
Should we ride rockets,Use your vestigial brain,Then you will Believe. NO Lavender rockets,Use your vestigial brain,Unless you smell Musk. “Elton, Elon, Kim Jong Un, all rocket men. “
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Muahahaha (maniacal laughter)
I write, you stumble,I cast vertiginous words, I possess magic.
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How low can I go?
I’m building a pun,With fresh wild vers libre soup,A prefab Haiku
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This is how I travel home
If you plan for generous tipping, then you move to the head of the line.
Two Old Men 