Category: WOTD – Haiku
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How will you desinence? Perhaps that signature phrase, combined with a comical rising tone inflection. And away we goooo.
All stories will end,Each day is over at night,Haiku desinence.
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You never know when you need to deride a topic. Have your insults ready, that way you can be first on the block to unleash some snark.
A quiver of jabs,Just for the derisory,Pointless but feel good.
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I think this is self-evident. If the explanation is complicated, the argument is hiding something.
Converse on ideas,Use demotic not formal,Clearer is better. “I’m ordinary,Extraordinarily so,All is in order. “
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Those minor gods and clever artistic personalities.
Demiurge award,Slartibartfast made Norway,Lovely crinkly edge. “That’s a lot of words I have to look up. After a beer or two. “ “I needed a ride,A stranger helped me with that,Then I understood. “ Wow, that’s deep. “I was hitchhiking through the galaxy…”
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Every time my brain goes to politics I want there to be a test. You got to know what you’re talking about to vote. At least an awareness of the current events of the last 6 months.
Diplomatic march,To clarify the demarche,It is the journey.
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Such an obscure word. One that describes either a pod splitting along natural lines or as a medical term for stitches separating. The wound not healing properly. A fascinating word around a discussion about plants and one you should never discuss at dinner when it’s medical.
A sewn pod healing,Dehisce on natural lines,A scar and a tear.
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Nobody would blame you off this is how your laptop meets it’s end.
A demonstration,Of the defenestration,Raise the window first.
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The crime just isn’t that bad. You can’t even describe it unless you’ve been to school. Follows the “eccentric” versus “crazy” financial income line.
Nepotism by proxy,Defalcation as a job,A proper shyster.
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As with some words saying this word is more complicated than the definition of the word. However, its use on maps is legendary.
Not complicated,Marked on my treasure map,It’s decussated. “Could be the King’s “X”,Or maybe buried treasure,The spot has been marked. “ This word sure seems fun,I would like to use it more,A smarty-pants word. “In old-time comics,To indicate a dead man,Decussated eyes. “
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There is such opportunity for this word. Breaking it down makes it sound exactly like what it isn’t
Clumsy lumberjack,Scheduled debridement,Keeps his knees working. “Cutting and scraping,Removal of the useless,Makes the good better. “
Two Old Men 