Category: WOTD – Haiku
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The epitome of defence made with the convenience of earth.
No soliciting, Your glacis looks beautiful, Fun to run downhill. “Lay siege of the fort Attack from the hinder landsAvoid the glacis “ Battle from above,Employing the trebuchet,Tossing the ammo.
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Saturday night live, early ’70s, right after the Gillette twinblade came out. A commercial about the triple track, because you’ll believe anything.
Men have come so far,To be glabrous from a shave,The count is seven. “There are crossword wordsNo hairy knuckles for meIn gray matter stored” “Goons may not have these.A socket set might have one.Corners are the clue.” “Smooth is as smooth does,A good way to start the day,Now like baby’s butt. “
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Those that really know how to do to it, mmmmmm
Food to the rescue,Driven to taste amazing,Super gastronome. “You so love the food,Love a many splendored thing,Does it love you back. “
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What is one leg of a pair of pants called?
A stirrup bound boot,A word for one of a pair, Love the gambado. “Gambado you say,And ladies legs are called gams,Coincidental. “ Gambado I say,And ladies legs are called gams,So epistemic.
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Yep, we’re talking about birds this morning. You know the ones that lay eggs that we eat in our omelets.
It’s not what you think, The gallinaceous mine fields, A true track hazard. “The simple yard bird,Or partridge in a pear tree,Some fowl can be foul. “ Some birds expensive, Others quite affordable,Depends on the bill. “Bird poop everywhere.No scoop will help with this task. Watch where your foot steps!”
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I listen carefully, I hear a question, I hear no answer to the question but another topic change and another question. It’s a mental maelstrom.
Voices at the pub, Galimatias of topics, Radio on scan. “Gal named Matias,Never was I more confused,Around another. “
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Just some cheesecloth acting like a real cloth, how uppity.
Looking at that cloth, Clearly flaunting it’s short nap,Faustian both ways
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This one is one of a kind just like all those others over there.
So you are unique? Also you are fungible?Prepare for a shock. “Prepping for the shockThought I was fungibleGuess I’m really not” “Given the option,To erase or replace me,How would you proceed. “ My house was burgled, They replaced my furniture, With identical stuff. “Those crafty bastards,Execute the perfect crime,What was mine is mine. “
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Grab your bat your ball and your fundament and take them home.Rah rah Ree, kick them in the knee, Raw raw rass, kick them in the fundament
Opposite the lap, Employing your fundament, On a chair you sit. “Only while seated,Does the lap make itself known,Tell Santa your dream. “ Making you aware,Your fundament on his lap,See what I did there?
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Like any guru, focused on one thing. Accurate self evaluation. Skilled or falls.
The way, on a line, The funambulist exposed, Not afraid of heights.
Two Old Men 