Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Much easier to spell then is semi coagulated. Bonus, two steps down on the gag reflex chart as well.
Hat with grumous cheese, It was only milk last week, Time will fool us all. “Coagulated,Less appealing than grumous,When describing cheese. “
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You know you can pull your groin, but you can’t pull it with a groin vault.
We cover our paths, By employing the groin vault, A beautiful sight.
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If you can see #, then I’ll eat a £ of π.
I say grammalogue,Quite the word symbol pairing, I see logograph. “Parallelogram,Fun word to describe fun shape,What shape is ship shape. “
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They’re all made up. But some are more so.
Words that look made up, Goluptious brings on a smile, By smile I mean leer. “Not unlike a sneeze,Many bodily pleasures,Come without warning. “
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I want the equivalent of a goliard to enter politics. Today, such a character would expose church and bad policies. To laugh with them would unite people and embarrass leaders.
Write sassy Latin, A goliard I would become, The art of drinking.
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Two magic wands talking, reenacting a scene from a Muppets movie, gnomon not name, gnomon job.
Skinny and tells time, Some gnomon can add the stars, You just dial it in.
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How much they make cookies with wise sayings depends on how gnomish they are.
They are relevant, Pithy truths for everyone, Easy gnome to say. “When aiming for truth,Do not settle for half-baked,Go for maximum. “ It’s dark chocolate,The answer to the question,What’s the best flavor,
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I prefer obsequious person and not to be labeled a lickspittle. Unless you say it nicely.
You are amazing, A light that all must follow, Your gnathonic praise. “Many unknown words,Forged by poetic smithies,Come to me as texts. “ And you are so strong, Handsome as the Adonis,Smart like Steve Hawking. The sycophant me, Will lavish many praises, As any good toady “Torment with each line,Syllables slip through my grasp,Haiku mocks…
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I have some Jade that I think I’ll give this a try.
Akin to scrimshaw, Precious gems with glyptic art, Carved by artisans. “Jim was at the gym,Lookers on admired his cut,They’re craving the carved. “
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I still skip steps when going up or down stairs. Very thrifty I only use half of them.
So sad with envy, So glaucous is your visage, I saved one letter. “Shades of bluish-green,Cover that which is unseen,And caught in between. “
Two Old Men 