Category: WOTD – Haiku
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For some it’s shoes, for others its purses, maybe fishing equipment. For me it’s pens.
Can’t have too many mottos. That’s my motto. Let’s look to the shelves, Some oniomania, I’ll buy one of those. “Gotta blow my wad,I don’t have enough stuff yet,Die with the most toys. “
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How to cross that field? Ride an onager.
Like the Spanish word mapache, it’s the mask. Thrown into the sky, Then observe a flying ass, It’s the onager.
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It could have been the fumes.
Way better than a crystal ball. Like the Oracles,It’s where you put your finger, Local omphalos. “I’m not too fancy,My car has omphalos caps,And rear view camera. “
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It’s always one or the other.
Two fer Friday. Oligopoly,Sell lots of stuff then buy lots,Oligopsony “Create the demand,Everything for everyone,Or the lucky few. “
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I need a science that I can study. How the flavor of chocolate moves me.
Now it’s a smart hobby. A hobby with science, Enroll in oenology, Find perfect pairings.
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Of course, the best words are French words when we talk about flirting.
If there was ever a spelling test associated with dating. I’d be single. Look with discretion, Oeillade glance sends a message, Flirting with the eyes. “Artful peak-sneaking,Perhaps he will not get caught,Dark sunglasses help. “
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Sometimes it’s an accidental plug. ABBAB.
I saw this on Archer. Berate promotion, Rises to objurgation, Like some cooking shows.
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I think this an opportunity to take some fun legal words and make them popular.
Perhaps I exhibit a little bluster here. Adopt an adult, Pleasant obiter dictum, You make a good dad. “Like a bad dad joke,Unofficial but still there,You courtesy laugh. “
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Sometimes, sufficiently advanced knowledge appears magical.
It’s true, only 100 years ago. Our universe grew, Those smudges are galaxies, It’s sky obeah. “Casting magic spells,The sorcerer’s apprentice,Above and below. “
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Now now, just because it’s demonic doesn’t make knowing the word a bad thing.
If it’s really really fun then it’s really really bad. Quivering with smiles, Sweating from nympholepsy, Acme of happy.
Two Old Men 