Category: WOTD – Haiku
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It is another Yogi Berra homage.
A local restaurant, Ron’s, uses this, or heroin. Nobody goes there, Because it is too crowded,The love of savloy. “Onions and peppers,While delicious by themselves,Better with sausage. “ Man, am I hungry,Cheese, crackers and avocado. Perhaps with a beer.
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And another fine word. Ripe for the misdirection use.
True stories. First one, it was over 100° outside. Drop the coffee jar, A saprogenic bouquet,Surely, fishing bait. I do the cooking, A saprogenic bouquet, Let’s go out to eat.
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Another word to add to the ever increasing “you can use it to sound like the opposite” list.
Another haiku of lexical misdirection. Yogi Berra-esque,In spite of their sapid draws, Most patronized pub.
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Legendary, sanguinary, hopefully temporary.
That guy that forgets that it’s just a game. The setup and spike,His sanguinary side shows, He battles a foe. “Power trip bloodlust,No one is smarter than him,Now’s the time for peace. “
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An example of a word that shows strength but means the negative?
Let’s dust this one off and carefully bring it into the fold. Rescue many dogs, Blanket for warmth, food, water, Then we show our ruth. “Rescue the puppies,Compassion is required,You’ve done a good deed. “
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This is a fear of any person from the city.
Farm road, county correction road, Old road, fields. Every pickup waves, It’s neighborly, we do it, Drive rusticated. “Act like a local,Two fingers raised from the wheel,And a knowing nod. “
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Oh to be an even toed ungulate.
A beautiful word that we get from farmin’. Thinking and chewing, Standing with bovine brothers, We will ruminate. “Sometimes a fence post,Or a chair on the front porch,Chit, chat, chew the fat. “
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This the phrase “learn something old every day”
This one has personal meaning for me. The point of contact, Affects how far you will ride, Rupicabra saves. “Greatest of all time,Is the rupicabra goat,Wipe cars with their hides. “
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We all have one. I still have not solved it.
Six sides. Six colors. Peel and stick? Open instructions, Go to hints underlined red, Rubik cube rubric. “To the morning dewHow you glisten in the sunLike mini glass beads” “I can sit and spin,Rotationally adjust,Start over again. “
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If you’re a parent that’s had a kid in soccer, you know this to be a fact.
The CV for a strong player includes stage time. The soccer player, Has skills from this sport only, Post foul roscian.
Two Old Men 