Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Maybe I’m just pretending. Does that count?
What if everything was replaced with exact copies? You get the haiku, Maybe a simulacrum, A worthy decoy.
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If I knew that I was going to have to write a title for this. See what I did there?
I’ve heard this as a name for oracles. Paraphrase Muppets, Call for Sibyl, not her name,Sibyl is her job.
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Just think if you had base cats and treble cats and soprano cats.
This makes it hard to hear the yelling. Newlywed music, To serenade a new start,Happy shivaree.
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If only people argued this way, with a little decorum.
This one is most popular at jury duty. Build a foundation, Where each point extends the last, Read seriatim. ‘In law and order,Present cases in order,To logical end. ‘ The Fireworks Galaxy is named so because there have been 10 recorded supernova events there in the past century.
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Do not need these words at all.
Lots of sesquipedalianism is the best floccinaucinihilipilification. Think tautology. I will guild the gold,Put butter on fried ice cream,So sempiternal.
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Sign-ology just isn’t as billable.
This is one excellent example. Watch the video, it’s hilarious. Bearded man blowing, A simple thing is complex, Semiotic ploy.
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Worse than writer’s block is the right word block.
When you get it right, you just know it. Like a puzzle piece,The perfect word fills the void, Which word to secern. “They churn and unlearn,You backed the wrong horse people,No fair we were fooled. “
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You’ve been using this for years. Now you know what it means, priceless.
Them that have it, get more of it. Fairness is at risk, If you currently have much, You will be scot free. “They can take our lives, but they can’t take our freedom,Said William Wallace. “
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Tilting at windmills is only bad if there are no attacking windmills.
It’s like playing air guitar but with real imaginary people. Talking to oneself, Listen and avoid mean words, Thought sciamachy.
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It’s not heavy crap. It’s coprolite.
Students of this discipline have the best graduation parties. I can do humor,Know an animal’s diet,Call me scatology.
Two Old Men 