Category: WOTD – Haiku
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Feels like I’m starting with the substituted title. I hope to replace it with a real one.
3i’s 2o’s 2u’s 3s’s 2p’s 2t’s. One of a kind. Write a masterpiece, Dog eats it, swap with haiku, Supposititious.
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Every dialogue in Go dog go.
The cardboard cutout of discourse First you speak, then I,You will reply, as will I,Stichomythia. “One-liners exchanged,Unleash and let loose your wit,Stichomythia. “
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Gruntled Dundant just got surnames.
By any other name, a rose is a rose. We can nap and sing, It’s not just a nasal song, Beautiful stertor. “A unique choir,Combine stertor and stridor,Humming and whistling. “
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I argue that song writers have had more broken hearts than most.
Along with silver and orange, this is hard to rhyme. It’s a preference, I’ll tell you what, I like, Steatopygic. Somebody’s gotta comment… “Baby got back yo,Serious junk in the trunk,And I cannot lie. “ “Maybe sir mix-a-lot will”
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Sometimes you just get cold feet.
I just broke my leg, er, I’ve a tummy ache? Natural escapes, The possum, one of the best, Sopor as defense “Overcome by sleep,Or maybe just faking it,Let sleeping dogs lie. “ “Limes and coconuts Drink it all up. Said doctorNo more belly ache. Yes, that is correct Put limes in the coconut And drink…
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If it’s a thought experiment about how strenuous leg day is.
Like chess but with wheels against 18 other teams. Tour de France bike race,An effort of strategy, Not just somatic.
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Personally, I can’t separate this word from Julie Andrews.
Music teachers and piano players unite. Each tone has a name, Mnemonic for you to sing, Solmization notes.
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We could be talking about dingbats.
Haha, you pressed the octothorpe again. Distance in furlongs, Time recorded in fortnights,Split by solidus. “Slashing and burning,Double down on pounding out,Symbols for cymbals. “
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Good enough, I am not a perfectionist.
Pick your parents well… Pointless to the sky, Sisyphean all the way, Make some lemonade “Keep pushing the rock,Ain’t no mountain high enough,No time for quitters. “
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I’m reminded of an embrocation with elements of rubefacient in it.
This is not a synaptic gap issue. An odd medicine, Aches and pains misdirection, Use a sinapism. “Helps with muscle pain,Can be used as poison gas,Great on a hot dog. “ A very small list, Cure, crowd control, condiment. Unique in color.
Two Old Men 