I can’t hear you. Oh did you invite him in? I still can’t hear you. I can see your lips moving..

The start of every teleconference.

Always a hang up,
This maudit application,
To test our patients.

“We all uttered merd,
I wanted to flip the bird.
‘Cuz no one was heard.”

“Can you hear me now,
Or is this cursed thing cursed,
Thank you for joining. “