Saturday night live, early ’70s, right after the Gillette twinblade came out. A commercial about the triple track, because you’ll believe anything.

Men have come so far,
To be glabrous from a shave,
The count is seven.

“There are crossword words
No hairy knuckles for me
In gray matter stored”

“Goons may not have these.
A socket set might have one.
Corners are the clue.”

“Smooth is as smooth does,
A good way to start the day,
Now like baby’s butt. “