Yep, we’re talking about birds this morning. You know the ones that lay eggs that we eat in our omelets.

It’s not what you think,
The gallinaceous mine fields,
A true track hazard.

“The simple yard bird,
Or partridge in a pear tree,
Some fowl can be foul. “

Some birds expensive,
Others quite affordable,
Depends on the bill.

“Bird poop everywhere.
No scoop will help with this task.
Watch where your foot steps!”