Grab your bat your ball and your fundament and take them home.Rah rah Ree, kick them in the knee, Raw raw rass, kick them in the fundament

Opposite the lap,
Employing your fundament,
On a chair you sit.

“Only while seated,
Does the lap make itself known,
Tell Santa your dream. “

Making you aware,
Your fundament on his lap,
See what I did there?