Surely these haikus are a tragedy but not nearly as impressive as philosophers used Apollo and Dionysus.

Unlike Apollo,
Passion emotions instinct,
So Dionysian

“The trees are at war,
There’s unrest in the forest,
Chainsaw to the ground. “

The tail you wagged,
Casting waves of puppy love,
We miss you Bugbug.

“Furry companion,
With unconditional love,
Truly man’s best friend. “