Difficult to equivocate, so I had to try.

No cheese was injured,
Deflected by our truckle,
An agile kowtow.

“Cheese, fruit of the cow,
Could have been butter but no,
A cracker’s best friend.”

“We spread Jackie Chan,
On Wallace and Grommet bread,
Our haiku segue.”

“Segue to Segway,
A great machine gone too soon,
Two wheels of Woo-Hoo”

(ed..enter videos of people falling off Segways)
commenting on the videos. Yes, There was real potential of a spiral of death.

As with any worthwhile pursuit!

That is a great topic. Perhaps we can cover that.

Death?!?

Is it true, that any worthwhile pursuit has real potential to end is a spiraling death. Corollary – If there is not chance for spiraling death then it isn’t a worthwhile pursuit.

Huh?

I’m imagining a Jackie Chan Move.
He is holding a truckle, then he does a truckle, and protects some falling cheese.