I was at my lectern the other day…

If you lose the crowd,
Notice the susurration,
Pause, then tell a joke.

I mean it is obvious that you are not interesting. So suck it up and entertain.

Knock knock
-Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock
-Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock
-Who’s there?
Orange
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?